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• Mile High Club Travelers Head to Fucking, Austria

  Thu Nov 16, 2006
  • as a lancaster resident i know - like most do that Bird-in-Hand is halfway between Intercourse and Paradise. i'm not joking - those are all town names which happen to be right next to eachother

• I Voted!

  Tue Nov 7, 2006
  • i voted today in Lancaster, PA in a local municipal building, i went with my grandmother and her next door neighbor, both in their late 70's. we got there and it was pretty busy, there was only one electronic voting machine, and about 7 booths to fill out ballots.

• Lawyer Says Smith Tried to Revive Son

  Wed Sep 13, 2006
  • i love simpsons and family guy references as much as the next guy, but they seem somewhat out of place here - someone is dead. bury me if you wish, but i think it's just in bad taste.

• Bartender Gets $10,000 Tip on $26 Tab

  Thu Aug 31, 2006
  • what about 'can i get that out of your way'?

• Bartender Gets $10,000 Tip on $26 Tab

  Thu Aug 31, 2006
  • best tip i ever got, percentage wise was like $38 bucks on a $20 something check...it was their 38th anniversary and they said i made it very special. it made me feel awesome.

• Iran President Challenges Bush to Debate

  Tue Aug 29, 2006
  • and moderated by Stephen Colbert.

• Santorum Pairs 'Islamic Fascism,' WWII

  Mon Aug 28, 2006
  • the sad ramblings of a man pandering to remain in office. here in PA i've had to put up with his bob casey slandering commercials 8 times a day. i'll be happy to see him go. (and by see him go i mean help vote him out)

• The 'New Middle East' Bush Is Resisting

  Thu Aug 24, 2006
  • this is somewhat off topic, but does anyone know what happened to the 2 Israeli soldiers that were captured (supposedly the event that started the war)? because i haven't seen them mentioned in quite a while...

• Bush Backs Brother Jeb for White House

  Wed May 10, 2006
  • another rigged election is all it would take, they've already got 2 under their belt - this one will be no trouble at all.